Arrr, It's that Most Pirate-y Time o' the Year, Me Hearties

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day...
For entertainment purposes:

and you just gotta listen Tom Smith's song, "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a few times today (and sing along!)

For educational purposes:

For a bit o' commentary (and a chuckle), Jim C. Hines' Arr! Google Update Ahoy!

Have at it, ye salty sea dogs!