In related news, it's discovered that 75% of the people make up Three-Fourths of the Population

Love, love the headline here...just so glad that 1. this study was done, and 2. these results were made public, ideas so revolutionary as this...wow!

I believe later in the week, the same group will be announcing the results of another study where the reveal that they love Jerry Lewis in France (still unanswered: does that make him funny?).