Friday, April 11, 2008

Stop It!

Apparently, Dr. Suess is sending messages from The Great Beyond...

Stop Making Movies About My Books

On the fourteenth of March, in towns nationwide,
In every cinema, multiplex, on every barnside,
Gleamed another adapting of one of my books,
CGI-ed and digitized by another sly crook.

Horton, my favorite—look how he's been treated!
Stuffed with tinsels and tassels and promptly excreted!
The puns! And the filler! The script fees you must save!
While I tumble and grum-humble around in my grave.


Read the rest here at the Onion (language warning, which I really need to give after that last post)

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