donkey convention

Saw this on an (usually liberal leaning) email list today:

Advanced Copy of this year's Democratic Convention Program
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France...
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain...
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony...
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN...
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues

one person replied: "Okay, I know this isn't real because Ted Kennedy is only giving one toast."