from LiveScience:
One of the longest-running spousal debates may now be settled in favor of men and for the sake of little boys.An overnight stay? Yeee-owww!
Leave the toilet seat up, some British doctors now say. The reason: a rising trend for heavy wooden and ornamental toilet seats to fall down onto the penises of unsuspecting (and just potty-trained) toddlers.
Dr. Joe Philip and his colleagues of Leighton Hospital, Crewe, in England detail such penis-crush injuries in the December issue of the journal BJU International. The team reports on four boys between the ages of 2 and 4 who were admitted to hospitals with injuries serious enough to require an overnight stay.
Now, it should be noted that the lead there is misleading (no pun intended), it's only a temporary victory for men--once the kids aren't toddlers and have figured out the whole "putting the seat down without getting anything in the way" routine down, then there's no backing from medical science.
One small battle won, but there's still a war to fight, men.
1 comments:
This problem is easily fixed, pee-ing while the seat is still down will soon convince the female of the house that the toilet seat should stay up.
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