Well, that should fix everything...

NOT.

From the Yale Daily News:

In the wake of Monday’s massacre at Virginia Tech in which a student killed 32 people, Dean of Student Affairs Betty Trachtenberg has limited the use of stage weapons in theatrical productions.In the wake of Monday’s massacre at Virginia Tech in which a student killed 32 people, Dean of Student Affairs Betty Trachtenberg has limited the use of stage weapons in theatrical productions.

If you go on to read the rest of the article, it seems as if the Drama students have a better grip on reality than their Dean. Which is a pretty scary thing to think about if Yale's Drama Dept. is anything like the one at my alma matter.

(H/T: Shamgar)