How to Understand Guys

For those of the female persuasion out there trying to understand the male of the species, here's some help. Not quite as good as Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys or Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, and definitely not even close to High Fidelity. But, this does a pretty good job.

This is also helpful for the men in the audience wanting an easy way to explain our gender without actually having to talk.