Pot Shots from the Grave

Wow...here's a couple who know how to carry a grudge.

A Brooklyn couple slain in their home last month spoke from the grave in drafted last wills, leaving a bizarre legacy for unloved ones they detested in life.

"To my brother who I know hopes to be in my will, well, here you are," chided Mark Schwartz, 50, as he bequeathed nothing to his estranged sibling, Robert, in an unsigned April 2006 draft.

not to be outdone, the Mrs. got digs in at her family--both past and present

She then took an apparent shot at her first husband, James, leaving him no cash but decreeing that a "gift" of $10,000 be made in his name to a battered-women's shelter.

Her ex declined comment last night.

The wills get stranger from there. These must have been vewy, vewy intewesting people while they lived amongst us.